Showing posts with label random rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random rant. Show all posts

18 April 2009

Random Rant Friday // Final Word

LAST RANT

Aight,
This is something that has been bothering me for a while now...

Why in God's name is it now cool to be a nerd???
Most of the people who claim Nerd Status,
Have probably never even done anything warranting them being called a Nerd!!!
Let's be real.
If you don't follow news, stay up to date on technology,
Watch Sci-Fi movies, know that you will get rejected by a cute girl,
Or have never seen a Revenge of The Nerds movie AND related.
Shut the fuck up AND sit the fuck down!!!
All the way down!

Being a nerd is not just the clothes that you choose to wear.
It's a lifestyle.

I know I did not wake up and decide to just be a nerd.
It's something that was bestowed upon me by God.

AND!!!
WHO THE FUCK MADE IT COOL???

UGH! Fucking "Culture".

Here, read this shit. People are reminding me of the end of this movie
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17 April 2009

Random Rant Friday // First Time

#1
My Room.



I am the only person who lives in here.
Why doesn't the shit stay clean???
My room consists of...
Desktop, Desk, TV, Bed, Closet, Light, CD's, and Clothes.
Why the fuck is it so hard for me to keep it clean???
FML!

#2
Comcast.
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So everyday now, I find that Bravo, Travel Channel, and The Food Network
all decide to simultaneously stop working.
Now, while I was on Twitter and attempting to watch Bravo's "A-List Awards" the other night,
my cable started acting up.
I say "Fuckin Comcast" ONE TIME...
And @ComcastBonnie shows up.
Why is it that it took Twitter to fix my cable?
The shit should never fucking break if I don't ever touch the box.
Fuckin Comcast.

#3
Asher Roth to Eminem Comparisonshttp://holamun2.com/files/images/mun2-images/news/versus/versus-eminem-vs-asher-roth.jpg
The only thing these two white boys have in common...
IS THAT THEY ARE FUCKING WHITE.
That's it. Nothing else!
Lyrics? Nothing alike.
Content matter? Nothing alike.
People act like there has never been any other white rappers!!!
Get the fuck over the fact that Asher can rhyme and appreciate the music.
For now, I'd rather take Lark on my Go-Kart. Bitches.

#4
Writer's Interruption.

If this shit doesn't blow any artist, I don't know what does.
When I really put myself in a place where I can write a song or poem,
and someone feels the need to bother me,
especially for some really unimportant shit,
My train of thought falls off the track, and then I can't put the bitch back.
When I say DO NOT CALL... It means simply...

DO NOT FUCKING CALL.

#5
Drake's Craze

I have to admit. At first I didn't see the issue.
Now, Oh My Fucking God, if I see another Drake Aubrey quote on FACEBOOK.
I think I'm going to delete him from my Twitter.
I really didn't see a problem with it at first.
Shit, even I have quoted the kid a couple times.
But, I'll be damned if this niggas verses are fucking bible scripture.
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STOP DEIFYING THESE GODDAMN RAPPERS!



I think this is enough for now.
It's still Friday until 12am... So who knows.



S-o-l-o // D-o-l-o

Ok, I have finally decided. // Days of the Week

I think I'm going to make days of the week special...
I mean they're all special in some kind of way but, they will really be special now.
*POW*

Music Video Monday's

Technology Time Tuesday's

WTF Was That? Wednesday's

Random Thought Thursday's

Random Rant Friday's


Yeah, that'll do. That'll do.
So on each of those days...
In combination of all the other shit I post,
I'll make a post specifically for that day



S-o-l-o // D-o-l-o